A perfect playlist for colonoscopy prep?

Here’s a hilarious list of music that might be appropriate–or inappropriate!–for your “private time” while prepping for a colonoscopy: Retired cantor Janice Woltag Cohen just turned 50. We Boomers all know what that means. It’s Colonoscopy Time! A colonoscopy! That fabulous 50th birthday present you give to yourself. Yes, it’s yucky. But it’s absolutely necessary.

“It’s Time for a Seasonal Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep!”

BOCA RATON, FL – Gomerblog has learned that Madre De Díos Hospital Chief Gastroenterologist Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibankaram plans to capitalize on the pumpkin flavor craze by releasing a Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep® for colonoscopies. Preorders from around the nation have been pouring into his office, and there is a fear that the tasty colon prep solution may