“It’s Time for a Seasonal Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep!”
BOCA RATON, FL – Gomerblog has learned that Madre De Díos Hospital Chief Gastroenterologist Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibankaram plans to capitalize on the pumpkin flavor craze by releasing a Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep® for colonoscopies. Preorders from around the nation have been pouring into his office, and there is a fear that the tasty colon prep solution may soon be out of stock.
“We are trying to make the whole process of cleaning out your colon before we insert a camera through your anus a bit more patient-centered, user-friendly, and oh-so-yummy,” said Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibankaram. “So when I heard a bunch of my staff yapping on and on about pumpkin-spiced coffee, it dawned on me that this could be an effective way to get people more excited about blowing out their colons!”
Since the supply of Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep® is already at a critically low level, the superstar gastroenterologist is considering launching his Gingerbread-Spiced Holiday Bowel Prep® earlier than he had originally planned. “It’s important to remember that these flavored colon preps are seasonal,” reminded Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibankaram. “So don’t forget to place your orders by calling 1-800-POO-BLOW before supplies run out!”
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